Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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