Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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