The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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