Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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