She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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