Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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