you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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