when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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