Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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