I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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