Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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