Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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