i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
And then he peed in my hair
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