it wasn't lemon gatorade
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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