Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize
