There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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