I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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