Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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