You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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