Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I did not marry a roomba.
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