Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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