You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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