Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"

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(417): View more from Missouri

He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.

(1-417): View more from Missouri

I love foreign exchange students.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"

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(647): View more from Ontario

You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.

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(515): View more from Iowa

He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.

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