what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow