i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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