Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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