so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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