what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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