would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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