is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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