I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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