Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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