i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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