its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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