Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(949): View more from California

Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.

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(954): View more from Florida

Your an asshole

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Actually, it's "you're an asshole"

(954): View more from Florida

My point exactly

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(905): View more from Toronto

We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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(302): View more from Delaware

I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress

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(409): View more from Texas

The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.

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(416): View more from Toronto

thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks

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(703): View more from Virginia

You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in

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(909): View more from California

I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.

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