I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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