the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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