She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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