Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
love makes seman taste better
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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