My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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