he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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