Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
