...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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