Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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