Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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