True but thats because hes a fetus.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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