i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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