Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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