I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
