He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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