i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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