im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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