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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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