Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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