I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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