She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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