ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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