chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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