why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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